A 5 day sales challenge for high-achievers who deliver results… but gag a little every time they sell.
SALES PRISON IS REAL
If you’ve ever…
Over-explained your offer until your dream client ghosted
Discounted your price like you’re running a yard sale
Left another sales post to rot in your drafts
…you’re in sales prison.
And I’m Prison Katie and I’m here to scare you straight — into BOOKED CLIENTS.
WHAT YOU’LL GET IN 5 DAYS:
A tighter, irresistible offer (no more gruel scraps)
Sales posts that slap (and SELL)
A CTA that actually lands
The confidence + clarity to finally book clients without spiraling
HOW IT WORKS:
We start Sept 8 — your parole date
Private Telegram channel (no small talk, just action)
1 voice memo + 1 action step per day (5–10 mins)
Lifetime access to replays — stash them like commissary ramen
Optional accountability check-ins — yard time for sales wins
COST: $33
Price jumps to $55 on Sept 8.
FINAL NOTE FROM PRISON KATIE:
“The worst thing about no sales isn’t the silence.
It’s the dementors. The goblins. The gruel.
Don’t stay locked up.
Join the challenge. Book the clients. Taste freedom.”
All prices in USD